Golden Boy
Written October 10, 2010 Jack Roy was a Golden Boy All sparkling teeth and dashing smile Fancy clothes and shiny boots A horse and four to call his own He romped his nights away At the delightful town of Row-dee-doo-ray He charmed the socks off the gentlemen And the ladies scarce knew where their garters lay Oh what a charming dude he was, the Golden Boy called Jack Roy A stately mansion of Grecian art Crowded with the desires of the human heart Where finest champagne from toilet bowls Of the finest ceramic flowed. Hunting, Hounding, Haunting, Hustling Reality TV, Shopping and Cuisine A whole room devoted to channel surfing At the house of the Golden Roy In Jack Roy's house was room for all From the whore to the White House crew Golden Boy was a household name With a movie, show, and an album to boot. A brand new language and a Toyota car All in his Golden name Lifestyle guru and Party King The nation worshiped his Golden feet Jack Roy was a Golden Boy What more c...